How’s about we take Mademoiselle Jessy Taylor down to the local U.S. Army recruiting office and her signed up?

I suppose you’re right. I surmised it from the original story:

Hell, I don’t know. The team started in Philadelphia in 1946, then moved to San Francisco in 1962 and renamed the San Francisco Warriors, then to Oakland in 1972.

I think Colonel Cray-Cray Sanders makes some good points. To crazy people.

I never could get over how “Vic’s personal hell” looks a great deal like my workplace.

Don’t you just hate people who live in abject poverty and have no home? God, don’t you just hate ‘em?

Snowflake cops.

Campus Libertarians, if you really think about it, are the most hypocritical people on earth.

I was so sad I ate two hamburgers and an entire chicken.

My first guess would be Singapore. No shit.

David Soul Food. It’s coming. I can feel it.

USC accepts over 3,400 new students each year. I don’t get it.

...whereas, in the entertainment industry, fucking around is pretty much S.O.P.

Because in the entertainment industry, there is so much bluffing, counter-bluffing, wimping out, gaslighting and free lunches, she thought that’s how the feds play, too.

Personally, the only spots I really think are relevant are the ones at public universities. Because that’s my money. 

They’re much better organized.

There are many embarrassed millionaires in New York.

Hire Tony Schwartz.