Bernie is talking about public colleges, universities, vocational schools; for those who qualify academically. Completely merit-based. Not whatever that glorified, can’t-roll-a-doobie hillbilly thinks “free” means.

Where’s your Pride, Waspy?!!

Like you said, imagine the Fox News jizz-fest if that kid was black or brown.

I’ve never heard of this beeyatch, or her husband. That she and other super-rich parents use money and connections to get their mediocre-ass kids into elite schools is not news to me.

Wire fraud, baby. They’re fucked.

...along with those rejected from the entire Ivy League, Reed College, Notre Dame, Duke, Cal Tech, Amherst, Vanderbilt, Rice, Georgetown, Williams, et al.

The kids are not at all unwitting. In many ways, they have either expected this; or, it will have come as no surprise, with friends of theirs being admitted, social media and the like.

Really something this Kimmel motherfucker is supposed to fake pole vaulting. 

“Steal a little and the throw you in jail,

...or mediocre Don getting into Fordham, then the Wharton School.

I thought everyone knew this.

R. Kelly memes are currently being pumped out at a rate rivaling that of Oscar Meyer wieners.

I definitely have watched 20 seasons of Law and Order, if I’m honest.

There is no long term political effect whatsoever regarding where a party holds their convention.

Hi, gang!

As he is at present just a nothing piece of shit, maybe he doesn’t need so much attention; any more than, say, your average sidewalk screamer.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but by “negative ad campaign” I assume you mean simply recall facts.

Pelosi is, as usual, playing the long game.

“Giving In To Facism...” would be the correct way to state that.

I don’t want to live anymore. Or maybe I’ll move to Minnesota.