Its called a phone. Call the order in.

“I’d like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. *waves* Can you and your associates arrange this for me, Mr. Morden?”

Done. President Obama’s birth certificate.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf