At first, I read that as “if Oscar did something slutty” and I was thinking, on the contrary...

I don’t know, I think it would be a little weird for someone to demand to see the receipts, unless he was trying to claim tribal status or something like that. Now he did get rightly reamed for the Tonto bullshit, which is totally fair.

It’s depressing to see people doggedly defending Depp everywhere online but no one should be surprised. The reaction to the much, much more violent pictures of Rihanna amongst Chris Brown’s fans was similar. I think a lot of people cling to their initial assessment of someone because the idea that they made a gross…

And now I am adding that request “Shelter that welcomes pets as well as their owners” to my list of must-haves when I am discovered to be the long lost Queen of America...Also- I shall make all abusers and Drumpf live in sheds in the desert sans a/c and wear scratchy thermal undies. (Le sigh, oh the responsibilities).

I was a fan so this is a let down, but I’m not so infatuated with him that I can’t accept that he did a shitty thing.

I still enjoyed the first Pirates movie, though.

If my husband smacked me in the face, having some lady time with my close friends the next day is EXACTLY what I’d be doing. This pic is proving practically the opposite of what Johnny thinks it proves.

Made me think of an article I read that highlighted the need for shelters that allowed pets. It said that some women would decline a bed at shelters that didn’t allow pets and stay in cars, or on the streets instead because they couldn't stand being seperated from the pet and feared for the pet's life if they left the…

The number of Johnny Depp apologists out there is so depressing. I know he’s a lot of women’s Manic Pixie Dream Man Forever, but Jesus. I don’t care if it was alcohol/drug-related and he’s a real nice guy when sober, I don’t care if she “provoked” him, I don’t care if Amber Heard is or isn’t a gold digger, domestic…

It makes me First Degree Murdery. My aunt was married to a guy who is still doing time for kiddie porn (he was grooming his daughter in the process as well.) I hate him. I mean I genuinely hate him in that I want him dead. I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire, shit, I’d make s’mores I hate him so. When he finally…

Time and place, Angel. Time and place.

NOT NOW, MIA.

A midlife crisis is about a so much more than a younger woman and a sports car although those are often the obvious symptoms.

Reminds me of the most cruel line in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf”:

Yes, it’s absurd. I really can’t understand it. I mean, surely if it was just dick wanting young sexpot, he could have found a fwb or a well-paid enthusiastic call girl. But no, he has to go and marry her! I mean, really, the delusion that a mid20s sexy girl is going to want to love YOU forever and ever, despite your…

How do you not sign a prenup? I have nothing of worth, but if I was to get married, you bet I would get a prenup. What I have may be shit, but it’s my shit, and just because we were married, doesn’t make it your shit.

I guess he was just so SURE that the little blonde starlet half his age would be THE ONE.

“before we go out, I need you to sign this non-disclosure agreement, you understand. I also need you to sign this non compete saying you can’t date any of the other pirates of the carribean...”

My guess: it never occurred to him that she wouldn’t adore him forever and she thought this would propel her onto the A list.