I will put Fart and Smunny as my name on all of my papers.

I’m sorry his mom died, but wtf was he thinking not to sign a prenup? Dude you were having a mid life/pirate crisis marriage to a pretty young thing, and you didn’t think for just a second that a prenup might me a good call? Bad call, captain jack.

NO PRENUP!!

Vanessa Paradis is cackling most delightedly in her French mansion with a glass of the good stuff and the pool boy.

“Blank Generation” you say?

1965-1980 are boomers according to German wikipedia, but English wikipedia says boomers are 1946-1964. There is a difference in how different countries define their generations depending on local events (the boom happened later in Germany than in the US). The fall of the Berlin Wall is important for our generations (I…

I guess they could just make Millenials the children of the Boomers. That seems more accurate. We’re united in understanding how much our supposedly idyllic hippie generation parents screwed up society and economy for their own kids.

They say Gen Y and millenials are the same when I took classes on generations. But the truth is an 18 year old and myself at 31 would have little to nothing in common, not in buying patterns which is the main way they use these generational divides or otherwise.

Oh yeah, I don’t want to be Gen X either. I remember reading Doug Copeland’s book Gen X and being too young to understand any of it so I think that qualifies me as out. We’re the lost generation buttersidedown. Too old to “I can’t even” too young to die.

I’m also 35, do too feel like we’re not Millenials, but not Gen X either? What happened to the Gen Y distinction? The ones that had the first generation of Internet but no social media as teenagers (unless you count AOL chat rooms)?

This is exactly the situation you face if you want to live alone, but for some of us, living with family is just as shitty.

Either that or; People who try to turn their dietary references into a philosophy or a “strict moral code” tend towards being insufferable.

I think he sexually assaulted a child and I don’t think that’s right …

Seriously. Good for her.

Madonna

@Demi Lovato: Missy Lyrics?

He’s so mean! He’s not even funny. I know people like this in real life and everyone loves them because they’re “so funny” until the “funny” is turned on them.

Isn’t that Kanye’s entire career for the last few years?