Right? I don’t get her, hell Kim K. dresses better than her, I shudder when I wrote that. But seriously, that hairstyle is awful and she honestly looks like she could out bitch the devil. I don’t know why I have this unnatural dislike for her, since I honestly do not care about high fashion and don’t read Vogue.

I still find it incredible that Anna Wintour, a person who wears the most horrible outfits imaginable, is some bastion of what taste and style is. Her haircut hasn’t changed in decades, she wears the same makeup regardless of it being day or night and literally the only thing that changes on this husk of a human is…

THANK YOU. I hate “plain vanilla” as an insult. It’s the best flavor!

Everything about this woman is boring. I can’t even say she’s vanilla, because vanilla is actually delicious.

Always appropriate:

Coachella: the annual meeting of the assholes dressed like racist assholes.

Now I’m beginning to wonder if this was Blac Chyna and Tyga’s plan from the start. Only Kylie hasn’t married Tyga yet, so Blac Chyna had to step in with Rob.

I wish I had words to articulate how frustrating hearing stories like this is. And it’s not like these men aren’t capable of finding mutual relationships, or casual flings, with women. It’s about the power trip and it’s just so gross. People can be so evil.

I mean yeah. One of the big reasons I decided to produce myself was because I was trying to avoid those situations. Also boys are boring and condescending and didn’t get me.

Jennifer Lopez would rather fuck a dancer than a musician

whoa for a minute there I thought Taylor herself took the acid and was disturbing and dangerous. Which I only slightly believe, as I see her as being one of those really, really annoying people when high.

Andy Warhol.
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Tina Turner (who claims to make her own wigs).

Oh my God, Now I can’t stop compulsively compiling a list of people who wore wigs before Kylie Jenner.

AND OBVIOUSLY RUPAUL

Cosplayers everywhere.

I care because I think about all the bad sex those poor girls must be having. There’s simply no way a 40 year old guy who only dates women under 25 is any good in bed.

Who’s this Karmin person channeling Yoko, and why don’t they realize that the grass is where all the fucking bugs live. No thaaaaaanks.

I use the Resist Super Antioxidant Serum (darker blue bottle) and I loooove it. I think it’s a thicker formula so it’s better for drier skin. I use it at night after cleansing and my skin looks and feels so good when I wake up.

Holy fucking shit. What does she think taxpayer money is for - to benefit only half of the population?

For true accuracy, they should have had someone sneak up on the guys unexpectedly a few times a day to pummel them in the stomach.