“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

It honestly looks like her head was pasted onto a totally unrelated body.

the photoshopping is bizarre, look at her face

right? what’s wrong with J Lo looking her age / her self? She’s great. This pic looks incredibly photoshopped and unrealistic (I suppose a “pin up” reference) but...why?

I think you mean “golddyga”

Well, he ain’t messing with no broke...

You know who’s really winning in all of this? Kendall. She’s all “Hey guys I”m a hot famous model who doesn’t have to date my sisters boyfriends exes K thanx Bye”

I seriously hate that jawless, fetus faced pervert so fucking much. Trying to get custody of a child when you left that child’s mother for another child.

I swear I am not on drugs, but I have a conspiracy theory swirling in my head right now that this is one MASSIVE plot between Tyga and Black China to infiltrate the Kardashian Klan, destroy them from within, take their money, and reunite at the end.

YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

#notallrapes

I hope you are lying.

So...some rapes are just for funsies?

Yeah, I get that, but I do think that’s the exception rather than the rule. Or maybe I’m just going to the wrong places in Europe. Or maybe the right places? I prefer to eat where the locals eat, in any city, and more often than not those are low-key places with really good food, and not too expensive because they’re…

Ha, I wish I could share my brother’s insta without doxxing myself - he’s one of those obnoxious Brooklyn foodies, and he totally had one of these this weekend and posted it.

Male tears, making it the ultimate feminist dessert.

So perfect. That is exactly what it tastes like. Exactly.

Is this some sort of elaborate trollery? This is gayroller literally form over substance in the worst kind of way. WATER for dessert, people. WATER.

I don’t want to be that kid from middleschool in the 90s who’s discovered a conscience buuuuuuut: