Walking a red carpet with just a cane is dullsville. Add a top hat and monocle, then you’re worthy of a news cycle.

That was my first thought too. how screwed up is their life that they even know who this empty shell is, and they are waiting outside a LA club at night for her autograph?!

What is there for children that young to be fans of in the Kylie Jenner oeuvre?

wait this is actually terrifying.

That one long continuous time

from the styling choices, 2001-era Shakira waits in a car while Coolio gets robbed by a girl group in an abandoned motel?

Obviously, they were trying to recreate this kind of magic but failed:

I actually saw bits of Selena the other day and she still had baby fat back then. I’m sure she’s had some subtle work done, but I think a lot of what we’re seeing is natural thinning of the face with age, as well as dramatic makeup and damn good genes.

She continues to look better with age. It’s astounding. Even though she’s likely had work done, that can only go so far - she is a glowing Latina unicorn. Also she seems like hella fun to be around and I would absolutely hit da club with her.

that he fills with supplies for strangers in need! That’s good fashion.

Moments earlier...

Making the perfect the enemy of the good is always a bad idea.

This is such a wildly privileged opinion. Real people will get hurt under Trump. SCOTUS will be changed. Laws will be passed. The military will be deployed, affecting people around the globe. I get that you want a different political system but this is the one we live in. Don’t throw others under the bus in your quest…

They should have said they were “taking a break” or “going on hiatus”. Sleater-Kinney never “broke up” and it took them ten years between records. LCD Soundsystem made a BIG fucking stink about breaking up. Like 1999/2000 era Streisand-style.

I’m so with you. I follow some fashion bloggers and sewing bloggers and I don’t want to see more stuff from from the few clothing companies I follow, I want to see the bloggers. And I want people to see my posts. This change is totally pointless and making it harder to reach new audiences.

Can social media companies stop with this algorithm shit? I don’t want you to tell me what I should care about. Just show me what people are posting/tweeting/whatevering right now.

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I don’t....understand what’s happening. I already follow people on instagram, that’s the whole reason I have them on it. Why do I need to follow them again?

EDIT Nevermind I’m hopeless, I read this article three times and I still don’t get it. Wha t a stupid idea instagram had

THIS is a high quality rant. Where I would have said to them, “go shit in your hat,” you have crafted a masterpiece. May their tears soak their iPads. I like it. Please, please write a piece on Mumford and Sons. Please!