“That’s not a boob window, that’s a boob conservatory!” - My fiancée. I can’t stop laughing.

I think my husband would cease to exist.

Hey, could have been the cheese omelette.

Is it okay to admit I like Enya? Will I get banned from hanging out with the cool kids? I have always loved Enya and I am a straight up metal head / heavy goth addict. She just melts my insides with that ethereal voice of hers.

The “Great Emancipator”, Lincoln, said in a debate with Steven Douglas:

I don’t think it will be? I read that she pulled a Taylor.

I quite like corsets in general, I’ll actually wear one sometimes to help with back pain. And other times to just look hot. But listening to her explanation and seeing her waist results I’m all....

It’s true! T_T

John Oliver did an excellent job talking about the ease of creating a “church”

Right? How often lately does Russia do something that A) makes the news and B) isn’t batshit insane? Wookitizfaaaaace.

Damn Russia, that’s actually very sweet of you...

I always avoided reading Behind Closed Ovens because I just don’t want to relive my experiences.

If only there were a blog for all those stories. If they had a blog like that and cancelled it... man, that’d be dumb.

Yeah, and being younger, I pushed all of it aside. I was just “overreacting”

So many stories about working in restaurants.... all terrible.

Ugh, yup. My first job was awful and the skeezy owner only hired young (high school aged) girls, which should have been the first red flag. But he used to always stand so effing close and follow you around so that it became nearly impossible to not “accidentally” bump into him at least once a shift. And, like, the…

Jesus, the restaurant industry. I’ve had ~20 jobs and the only ones I've been harassed at were restaurant jobs. Like, all of them.

Amazing to think that it wasn’t until 1986 that the Supreme Court officially recognized sexual harassment in the workplace as a violation of Title VII.

I had a girlfriend years back. Who’s boss at the office would ask her to take off her shoes every day. At first she thought it was because he didn’t want the employees to dirty the floor. But she noticed no one else had to do it. A few weeks went by and while he was in the rest room she went into his office to get the…

I still kick myself for being too young to know how not ok the harassment I experienced at the restaurant I worked at was. Instead, I quit because I started having panic attacks.