Zeroth Law. A robot may not harm humanity nor by inaction allow humanity to be harmed. Her entire existence is a violation.

While I was aware of this Katy Perry video, I’d never actually seen it. Did she actually pantomime jerking off two dongs while jizzing whipped cream everywhere? What context was this in? What’s going on here?

I’ve kind of resigned myself to the eventual Trump presidency. I think this is what we need, like how a fire needs to burn through a forest to kill the old dead wood so new life can flourish. Perhaps Trump’s presidency is that fire that will burn this country to the ground so it can rise again like the phoenix. Oh who…

I only just saw Road House for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and I am pretty damn excited to see this Ronda Rousey remake and watch her kick some ass. Though I wouldn’t mind seeing me a little bit more of young, shirtless Patrick Swayze..

Also this one (in case anyone hasn’t already seen em floating around)

And then there is this, my second-favourite picture of all time. A picture of such sublime, ecstatic absurdity that it really ought to be hanging in the National Portrait Gallery for future generations of Britons to appreciate and revere. I love it so.

The woolly hat is scarily awesome

“The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.”

As one of “those people,” fuck you, Donald, you patronizing piece of shit

Don’t forget weddings when the slow song is on and peer pressure to dance is high, as to not embarrass one’s self with people gaining the knowledge of just how bad a dancer one can be.

It’s really kind of funny and maybe a bit telling that women don’t like Bumble. “Oh look! A bunch of dudes that I don’t have to sort through the creeps and get creep messages. Oh, wait, now I have to be the one with an interesting conversation starter? FUCK NO.”

Yet almost as quickly as the tapes and notes were found, they were destroyed, on Goodell’s orders: League executives stomped the tapes into pieces and shredded the papers inside a Gillette Stadium conference room.

“One play after the umpire was struck, a personal foul was called on Moreno for hitting the Marble Falls quarterback, who had taken a knee to run out the clock. Moreno was assessed a 15-yard penalty but was not ejected.”

I’m sure you didn’t mean to imply this but her polyness has nothing to do with her irresponsibility. People aren’t poly because they’re trying to be cool or whatever just like people who are bi aren’t doing it for attention.

But yeah don’t take heroin at all and especially not with strangers.

My BFF at a small company where it was realized one of the women was in a domestic violence situation when her BF became unstable and would wait outside for her at work, etc.

Perhaps it is time

The best part of this letter is the comic sans.

As a possessor of breasts I can fairly tell you that shit is accurate. I WISH I could make up the horror stories.

Why not both? Kid-Cat Fight Club...

So to empower women, they quote to them from a book that treats them like chattel?