i have a twisted relationship with my husband that we both love. We play so much it's ridiculous that we're paranoid one of us will bite, pinch or slap and our snappy conversations make people think we hate each other. I would turn him out of revenge for holding me down this morning and threatening to drip spit on me.…

Sire... your WoD is showing.

And I hate to be seen ordering the kiddie-burger. It makes me feel like SUCH a tool. But sometimes that's the only way to get a hamburger that doesn't put you into a coma. (Mind you, I LOVE a hamburger-coma, but at my age, alas, I try not to indulge in them too often. What a draaaag it is getting o-o-old.)

My 10 year old self was mesmerized when I saw it in theatres. It probably is the peak of my childhood movie experiences.

OK, so... I love Jurassic Park. It was the first "adult novel" I read as a kid. It sparked my love of science, and it's largely the reason I became a lifelong reader. The original film was the moment that, as a kid, I was truly mesmerized by what I saw on a screen. Hell, I like Chris Pratt.

If you're eating fast food for a treat night, you're not going to be watching your calories anyway.... If you're eating fast food because that's what you can afford, you're also not going to be watching your calories anyway. But still, information is good, and people can do with the information what they wish.

In his confession, the defendant told police that he thought that it was consensual, based upon the fact that the victim kept screaming his name during the altercation.

Based on Goodell's track record, Kalil will either have to miss out on a Madden turducken or be sentenced to life in the NFL's new private prison being built adjacent to the Hall of Fame.

Seriously. I mean, she got together with him after his performance in fucking Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I'm pretty sure she's immune to secondhand embarrassment

I would totally do it. Just give me a crack at him.

Honestly, if anything like that happened to my daughter, I know some men who would anonymously mete out the justice that I would seek. Hell, I have friends who would accompany her to school to ensure her safety. They wouldn't fuck around.

My thought was, who the fuck are these little shitheels that would talk to an adult this way? Then I remembered I was old.

I was working at GameStop when this launched. I had no idea what this game was, and neither did any of my co-workers. We knew OF Warcraft since Warcraft III: Frozen Thrones release, but we had no clue they were making a MMO. Talking to people about the game I realized it had a huge following, but I didn't understand…

That cop was an idiot, and gave you bad info. Check local laws but most states have little to no restriction on pepper spray. It is against federal law to use a pesticide "in a manner inconsistent with it's labeling". Wasp spray, depending on formulation, may have little effect on your attacker or it may cause…

Oh, to add on to my previous post: If it had been me in the article? I probably would have ended up in the hospital, needing stitches. The guy did everything right. Maybe he wasn't paranoid enough, but he had no reason to expect an attack.

I also support the 2nd Amendment, but for different reasons.

Man, her animations are probably going to be *sooooo* messed up. I mean, swinging a sword is really different for a male and a female and takes man weeks for an animator to get just right.

Animating female characters is hard, you guys.

I'm sorry, all I heard was "wah wah wah wah wah wah!"