That’s the thing. Most porn customers are men. Men don’t care who the surrogate penis is attached to. The women are the stars.

This. It’s like sharks scenting blood in the water.

Donald Trump is the human equivalent of Power Girl’s boob window. He’s trolling us by pushing to see how far he can go.

Enya’s music is smart. Goth kids are smart (I’m Goth too and it’s great how I can say that without sounding conceited.) Therefore Goth kids can like Enya. See? Math isn’t so hard for a liberal arts major!

We want to be rid of hipsters, not encourage more of that. Jesus Baby Nipples.

Let’s see...Goth, Domme, Ren Faire enthusiast...Corsets are just a part of my life. I’ve never understood the tendency to corset shame. They’re not for everyone, but neither are stiletto heels or false eyelashes.

Can we get care packages of the soundtrack for Brutal Legend air dropped on these countries?

I don’t doubt it. I have two bouncers within earshot who are always watching, so a lot of fuckery is avoided. Back in the kitchen with no camera?

Waitress is an easy job to get—I live in a small college city and there are so many places to eat getting a server job is literally being a warm body and walking in the door. For so many girls it’s their first job and they don’t know any better.

Right? It’s such a horrible soul-sucking experience, by and large. I have so many stories...

Tell us about thy sexual congress with Satan!

lol I’m told I kick like Jackie Chan in my sleep if I’m crowded. <3

If I build a wall of pillows I can already hear the Night’s Watch quotes and being referred to as a Wildling. :)

Yeah. I’d hit that...

I’m an insomniac, even a little noise or light and I’m awake. He was in the army for long enough he drops off instantly. It’s taken some compromise.

Don’t even want to be held all night by my husband. Men are like human blast furnaces and in the summer in the south noooo thank you.

They were seriously interested in the sexual goings on at Witches’ Sabbats...

I have nothing to add to this other than—during the middle ages accused witches claimed that (under liberal amounts of torture obvs) the Devil had a penis that could penetrate vagina, anus, and mouth all at once. Trifurcate.

Dina has fantastic bone structure. That’s an odd way to put it, but her face is just...beautiful. I really think it’s shown off well in Dragonheart.

It was forgettable and way off the book version, but after the TV show Birds of Prey for my money Dina IS Oracle/Batgirl.