I’ve been in love with her since Bram Stoker’s Dracula. She’s literally my first inkling that I liked girls too. So obsessed I based the appearance of my long term Vampire the Masquerade character on her (almost 15 years at this point.)

She’s on my short list to play Poison Ivy when they get around to casting her. God, just imagine that purring voice throwing seduction around...

Lots of Golden Age screen Goddesses being posted so I have a thing for redheads. We lost Maureen O’Hara less than a month ago.

So, am I getting this right?

He teaches people how to rock. I’m down with the sponge.

Describing it as “a tedious, unfunny hour-and-a-half long” doesn’t narrow it down any from any other SNL from the last 15-20 years...

People still watch SNL?

Personally, I just want Pirate Harley and Mermaid Ivy. Screw Suicide Squad AND Little Mermaid.

There are going to be some ...serious... parties in Fayetteville tonight.

Seriously. Realistic? She makes me realize I need to get on the eliptical for like 453 more hours this week...

My husband, who has a crush on both, basically just shut down at the thought of them kissing.

Yeah, as a Vampire girl that skit where they did the vampire thing had me falling out of my chair. So fucking spot on. My bestie and I like to drink wine and watch shows together and everytime someone dies scream KILT.

You know, a powerful soundtrack can bring you straight to the feelings you had watching that movie. I’m a bitter, nasty old goth now, but listening to this takes me instantly back to little goth me.

PREACH

The green lady is Poison Ivy. You may have seen a (bad) version of her played by Uma Thurman. Dr. Pamela Isley was a brilliant botanist and biogenetic researcher who was doused with her own research. She now is completely immune to poisons and disease, can alter and regulate her own biochemistry, and can control and…

Like I’m legitimately surprised by the original hate. I thought pretty much everybody loved that movie.

Ahem, like I did on twitter, just leaving this here. Sums it up nicely

To this day, I think the best female friendship in pop culture comes from a comic book.

I’ve voted for Cthulhu three times.

And it’s infuriating when we try and change things, fail, and get dismissed and written off by the rest of the country. Spoiler alert guys—the war for this country’s soul isn’t fought in comfortably liberal big cities. It’s fought right here in fly over country where young people can learn to be different.