My nephew is turning 5 and he’s going as Flash this year. I had great fun Labor Day weekend “racing” him and after losing, going, welp, can’t beat the FLASH.

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Just try not to think where all that glitter in your food originated...

If you need scantily clad girls to serve you food, you can do better than Hooters without a doubt.

You can’t help what you’re attracted to and I never hold it against people when they’re not attracted to someone. I do advise them to at least try and date against type.

Well, legally he’s been stopped. He won’t keep his job and he’ll never be able to legally own a firearm again, assuming conviction and let’s face it, if they fail to convict him with a room full of police witnesses, we might as well toss the justice system out the window.

I don’t like Fiorina, I wouldn’t vote for her, ever, but I’ll say she’s probably the least distasteful candidate among the Republicans.

My very Christian Grandma died when I was 15 and I was really close to her. I was so pissed I “had a change of heart” to my mom and started going back to church. I did a lot of bad things in that church...random hand jobs in the back pew during service among them. My attitude was fuck God, strike me dead if I’m doing…

Right, they said things somewhat offensive to their core audience and lost time on big radio and some money.

You could stand to add anything Jimmy Palmiotti/Amanda Connor are doing (Harley Quinn, Starfire) or the ginormous crossover Gail Simone is in the middle of (Swords of Sorrow.)

Nah, he would have focused us on what really matters.

I don’t know, I feel like there is a disconnect. If you’re heading toward 412 I’ll concede it’s a bit of a trip, but going toward Centerton it’s really not far. There is one right around the curve past the warehouse (coming from the airport.) Another couple of minutes past that is a collection of convenience stores…

This isn’t true anymore. There are 24 hour stations within 10 minutes of the airport now. Give it two years, and the urban sprawl will have surrounded it.

They should be free to anyone who can sing all of Big Rock Candy Mountain.

I remember reading somewhere that when they were casting the brides for Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Coppola was considering casting 9 actresses. Three actresses, three porn stars, and three contortionists. I’m about to leave for home so no time to dig for that source, but I always thought it would have been interesting to…

Why all the Rousey hate? Her first couple of roles have been a little rocky, but as for action roles? I mean, have you ever SEEN a Seagal movie? Dolph Lundgren? Van Damme?

I’m super torn, because I hate the Patriots.

No, we use messenger bats carrying notes made out of spiderwebs.

I sometimes feel bad for normals...you guys agonize so much over this shit.