Puh-lease. Gay folks been around since forever. Gay Black folks been around forever and a day.

My 17-year-old works at the local grocery store. A good day is when someone doesn’t spit at him, scream, or otherwise try to assault him for wearing a mask. They had to hire a security guard JUST to deal with people who won’t comply with the mask rule.

Let him finish!!! “Eddie Van Halen: meh favorite guitar player.”

Thank you! I’m glad folks are appreciating my fangirling of Dr. Who!🙌🏾

Before I read your synopsis - and probably reply again - this was the best fucking episode of television of anything (even including the Watchmen) that I have ever seen in my life. Walking through Montrose’s fear and pain, along with the walk through the (continued lineage) destruction of Ancestral wealth that was…

I’ve honestly been surprised at how durable the right’s victim mentality has been.

We’re in a further part of the future, where the face says, “Yeah, this is uncomfortable, but life would be pretty sweet if I were wearing the boot, so let’s not change anything.”

The t-shirt implies she's dead, since that's the only way someone gets into Valhalla on the first place. So she's some sort of undead zombie. Seems right.

It’s their only play—they have no real governing philosophy and the policies they do support, like outlawing abortion, reversing preexisting condition protections, and throwing cash at rich people, are so deeply unpopular that they have to lie and pretend they don’t. They’re clinging to power thanks to our fucked up…

Dinesh is the adult form of the high school classmate that leaned into being the unlikeable cunt.

Mike’s right — you all need to have lives apart from The Root and especially apart from the cowardly trolls whose anonymity is the only thing that gives them what they consider power, but is only...nothing. Just nothing.

Well the governor of Michigan was almost kidnapped by a group called the “Wolverine Watchmen,” so... show me the lie.

Vadim, who did you piss off at the AV Club office to get stuck watching all this bullshit?

I like the implication that we’d be scandalized if Obama really were bisexual. Ok...let’s assume you’re not full of shit (you’re definitely full of shit) and that a dude had sex with Obama. We’re not the ones who have a problem with what other grownass adults do with their genitals! That’s you all’s hang up!

Starred for Bowfinger gif. A criminally underrated movie.

I had to do two courses of budesonide over the summer, and the first two weeks I chatted like Andy Cohen on adderall. All my business was laid out on the table at work. And LOUD. So, I’m side-eye-ing Trump with a STRONG MMmm-hmmmm.

All this because a black man was elected President. Legally. Twice. Never let white folks live this down

I’m in South Florida. A couple weeks ago I unwittingly grabbed a puss caterpillar. When I realized it was alive, I dropped it to figure out what it was. I was very worried when I realized I had just touched the back of the most poisonous caterpillar in North America.

This is not news. There has been a vomit inducing caterpillar living in Washington for the past four years. 

Wait, one of these gun-humping pro-sky wizard GOP figures is a hypocrite?!