I’ll tell you where, he was on Kashyyyk, playing Nuna-ball with the Wookiee.

“Germans?”

I’m still not sure who could fuck the country up more, a competent theocrat or an incompetent sociopath.

You save the bag clips from a few previous bags, so that you always have a few available for those situations where some diabolical monstrosity uses one of those pieces of “reusable” sticky tape.

TRUMP: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I…

Let’s just take a gander over at the right-wing media and see if there’s any malicious slander or defamation of a public figure....

“They soon learned that our entire neighborhood lay in a flood plain—the disclosure of which wasn’t legally required when they bought our house in 1977—and that home insurance didn’t cover flooding.”

So you have a problem with the zombie dragon breathing fire after damage to its imaginary fire glands, but you don’t have a problem with skeleton zombies being able to move without any muscles?

More than anything, my sense is that the season would have been an order of magnitudes better if the writing team had just taken a step back from everything after the scripts were all finished, and then a few days later take one more editorial pass before committing to filming. There was a lot of sloppy writing, but th…

Really, this whole song reeks of no one being able to say no to her anymore.

So, first off, Donald Trump is an asshole.

I think the last paragraph here really cuts to the heart of the matter: If your primary interest in Taylor Swift is following her various feuds, resentments, and carefully constructed think-piece-baiting narrative, then this song is gold. If your primary interest in Taylor Swift is the fact that she is sometimes…

I’m roughly two and a half years older than Taylor Swift, but it feels like she’s at least ten years younger than me.

So is Taylor Swift

I’m gettin’ too old for this shit.

I listen to this while taking a shit

“Taxes are like some elf breaking into your house, busting all your pottery, and stealing all your rupees.”

You’re Goddamn right my first comment post-Kinjacolypse will be saying I’m excited about the new Taylor Swift album.