21,346,968th privileged White American Male since 1776 complains to anyone listening about the unfairness of life’s inconveniences. News at 11!

Oh, fucking hell. Kristen isn’t just some dumbass snowflake, she’s a special one who lives her life in one of those tiny assed snow globes white people love to give at Christmas. She must live in the ultra special one with the Thomas Kinkade house in the middle.

If it helps, imagine a timeline where Kanye West was a raver kid that did too much E back in the mid 90s and took his trademark vocal pitching sampling 2000% further than his actual timeline.

It’s because American Conservatism has been attracting the most manipulative cynics and the stupidest rubes since the 70s.

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say he’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say…

....and that’s the man himself playing that classic synth line like a cool evening breeze. Gives me good chills every time.

This year has dimmed the lights of too much of our Black brethren.

You’d be surprised how many people will put politeness before a political stance.

Does Howard have a House Slytherin on their campus? Was Ja’ron sorted into it?

That’s because Trump supporters are fucking stupid and have the attention span of a newborn gerbil.

Those fuckheads are beyond intelligent discourse. This is aimed at people who are still wavering or on the fence.

When the court is packed with fools and sycophants, only the wry jester is wise enough to be king.

No prob. I felt like dropping some ten-dollar words this morning anyway. :)

Does Ellen’s studio have the words Arbeit Macht Frei above the entrance?

I’m just amazed that James Earl Jones was a lead in a rom-com. Who’d a thunk it?

The blinkered laziness of unearned privilege often translates into the systemic ineffectiveness of inequitable government.

Oh, indubitably an exploitation flick.

Was he making direct eye contact with your penis when he said that? The brazenness of his appeal to your heterosexuality is astounding.

Unfortunately, just because a shithead isn’t an asshole, it doesn’t make a shithead any less of a shithead.

Well, does that figure of 500 million pieces of daily mail take into consideration the timeliness of arrival without the overtime Postal Workers put in? Does that also factor in what happens when the Postal Service removes several hundred sorting machines out of the system? And what happens to the timeliness of mail…