That scene was so surreal. Like a Cervantes novel on acid.

Well, the sad-ass fact is that where Republicans are concerned, the tail has been wagging the dog for a long time. It’s all about appeasing and inflaming their base of White bubble-dwelling voter to a frenzy of stupidity and self-destruction.

Well, now you know why they are a billion dollar company.

Not a problem. I only used “racial sensitivity” as a descriptor for an racism course that I am not aware exists. I’ve heard of workshops/courses/trainings/ad nauseum that topically quasi-address on biases and racism, but only go far enough for corporations and organizations that have been outed as having racist…

Well, dung beetles are in constant need of shit, so of course an asshole like Tucker will be there to drop it on them.

I’d argue it’s more like Ignorant, Stupid, and Purposefully Schizophrenic.

Therapeutic Blackface?

This was already glaringly apparent just from the username.

Pence is more like a Communion Wafer dipped in Mayonnaise Fondant and Sugar Sprinkles.

#1. She needs to be charged with that Class A misdemeanor. She should also be fined the maximum for it as well. Whether she should serve jail time or not should be left up to the victim’s discretion.

It’s really got that White Moral Panic-vibe of what gang life is, don’t it.

I didn’t’t know Smokey was all up in that kink. Not gonna shame him, though. You do you, Smokey.

Exactly. New cars used for daily driving aren’t “assets” but are tools to get things done in everyday life. Why this guy is conflating it with flippable assets like real estate or stocks is confounding.

I’m pretty sure that Kellyanne Conway is actually Famine, not Death.

Count DeMoney: “Your Majesty, It is said the peasants are revolting”

America is Patrick Bateman masturbating in front of a mirror.

It’s pretty easy to tell.

Naw. I’m pretty sure one its several sequels have ninja marines in it.

Isn’t that what a movie’s financial backer’s wet dream is when you think about it? To have this mass populist appeal based on a visceral facade while simultaneously appealing to the intellectual minority that sees the biting irony behind the viscera? That’s 100% market share, baby!

Indeed. Roth was my favorite writer at Deadspin and I miss his laser-sharp takedowns of The Big Wet President dearly.