The problem is that these are not the feelings of a fully-grown adult we are trying to empathize with, but the petulance of stunted children coddled by a racist system that’s always taken the knee in deference to American whiteness.

Indeed. That t-shirt might as well read “Privileged colonialist fuckhead since 1492 with bleach-white chips on both shoulders” in all caps.

Because Donald J. Trump is her husband?

Don’t be ridiculous.

It can be both! You’re totally allowed to laugh now and cry later where The Onion is concerned.

Nonsense. It’s because Dr. Emilio Lizardo is a child born of two fathers-a Red Lectroid and a Black Lectroid-fighting for possession of his soul.

I hear ya. And quite frankly, I think they need to restrict Booker T. Washington’s email privileges from whatever plane he’s writing from.

CBS is just the network version of Fox that doesn’t say the quiet part out loud.

Only because of COVID-19? There’s a lot more reasons to run away. Like:

Actually I immediately thought of Aries Spears:

You want to know what the cinematic equivalent of Trump is in this? It’s Damon Wayans at 1:02 :

Up until this very moment, I used to believe that table salt came from remote mines where long ago oceans used to be but finally dried up as the waters receded. I also believed that every day, a bunch of pickers harvested sea salt off the shores of the Mediterranean in order to provide sodium for their families and…

Well, the thing is, Obama has two speaking styles: one when he reads off a speech or teleprompter, which is flowing and uninterrupted, and the other which is off-the-cuff and conversational, which has all those “uhhs” and “umms” in them.

You know, I thought the movie The Talented Mr. Ripley was the most whitest media about an amoral sociopath I’ve ever encountered. I was squarely proven wrong after I read this article.

You should spray some bleach on the whole thing, just in case it’s not white enough.

What I’m interested in is why that trade twat Peter Navarro thinks he has any contribution to this conversation other than providing Trump his daily analingus therapy. Pardon you, Peter, but you are an adviser to problems of economy and trade. Stay the fuck in your own lane.

I’m sure Stephen meant to spell “fondled”, not “fumbled”.

Aye, it’s the reason my mother watches Fox News. Not only does it confirm her bias, but she most likely concludes because that there are people with fancy titles at important-sounding institutions commentating and that there is loud fanfare and urgent-looking graphics in the background that this must be the most…

Not since Aphex Twin’s Windowlicker video have I been so turned on yet so freaked out at the same damn time.