He doesn’t smile as much as he approximates what a human tries to express with it’s facial muscles when experiencing neurological chemical reactions that lead to a state of emotional equlibrium.

“Oh no! Crockett and Tubbs! They’re floatin’ man!”

Well, here’s the thing: What would happen if Dr. Fauci openly derides Trump in public or make him look like the ass he actually is?

Peter Buttigieg has a beard?

My condolences on several levels.

I’m pretty sure they read, Michael.

They probably are (to the extent that their limited talent will allow). Trump is only fronting up there in order to get the shine when it comes and blame others when it don’t.

At least your Dad has the critical brain function to know who’s really to blame for the outbreak in the US.

You know damn well she pulled out her ultimate weapon.

What will Faux News do after Trump is gone? Pretty much the same fuckheaded shit they’ve done since ‘96:

“America always does the right thing, but only when it has exhausted all other options.” -maybe not Winston Churchill or Abba Eban, but you get the gist of the idea.

Only since 2016?

Me too. When I saw ABC News report on that under-40 doctor from China currently in New York being treated for COVID-19 on a respirator and a filled lung, it got me to wondering “Does prevalent air pollution in China make their population vulnerable more to COVID-19?” It seems to be bearing true, unfortunately.

Fuck yes to your power move. Lately, I’ve been outright deleting my mom’s DVRs of certain Fox Shows cause I-cannot-take-this-white-supremacist-fuccboi-shit when I come home from work. Jesse Watters, Lou Dobbs, Sean Hannity, Jeanine Pirro, Greg Gutfeld, and Steve Hilton can seriously all go fuck themselves and catch…

Except that guy wasn’t no MULE.

I hate to think it, but, yeah, this was what popped in my head when I saw the headline.

Because that’s Sean Hannity’s job.

Sad. But you know what the upside to it is:

What intrigues me about the idea of Bernie being the next iteration of Jesus H. Christ after he was reborn as Obama is the fantastical executive powers he will flex when he gets into office and saves America and the world.

Say what you will about the bugfuck weirdness of having a falling helicopter kill off one of your characters, but at least it’s memorable and hilariously amusing.