At least your Dad has the critical brain function to know who’s really to blame for the outbreak in the US.

You know damn well she pulled out her ultimate weapon.

What will Faux News do after Trump is gone? Pretty much the same fuckheaded shit they’ve done since ‘96:

“America always does the right thing, but only when it has exhausted all other options.” -maybe not Winston Churchill or Abba Eban, but you get the gist of the idea.

Only since 2016?

Fuck yes to your power move. Lately, I’ve been outright deleting my mom’s DVRs of certain Fox Shows cause I-cannot-take-this-white-supremacist-fuccboi-shit when I come home from work. Jesse Watters, Lou Dobbs, Sean Hannity, Jeanine Pirro, Greg Gutfeld, and Steve Hilton can seriously all go fuck themselves and catch…

Except that guy wasn’t no MULE.

I hate to think it, but, yeah, this was what popped in my head when I saw the headline.

Because that’s Sean Hannity’s job.

Sad. But you know what the upside to it is:

What intrigues me about the idea of Bernie being the next iteration of Jesus H. Christ after he was reborn as Obama is the fantastical executive powers he will flex when he gets into office and saves America and the world.

Say what you will about the bugfuck weirdness of having a falling helicopter kill off one of your characters, but at least it’s memorable and hilariously amusing.

Where did the black people in space go?

Me three. For some reason I don’t like watching videos full of information, and prefer to read what is being said in conversation. Transcripts are a boon.

Vodka? Why?

Well, if it ain’t White Privilege to be able to do kinky shit while shaming other (mostly minority) people for doing the same kinky shit and to also pretend moral superiority at the same time, what is?

Oh, no doubt.

Fucking seriously. Does she really think Putin himself is going to hack the remaining primary caucuses and hand her a nomination?

Nancy? Please stay healthy Ruth Bader Ginsburg and the remainder of the over 65 judges of the Supreme Court. We don’t need the liberal side replaced by younger Originalist stooges like Kavanaugh.

Well, you did far better than me.