If any network is going after the milquetoast white demographic, it’s CBS. Their cop-show dramas play directly to that type.

Of course not. I’m selective of whom I hate, and also have several gradations where I classify people I dislike.

Jordan Davis gets shot by a white man for playing music too loud at a gas station in 2012.

No More Tears my ass.

White male “geniuses” are only un-emotional and staid until their privileged stupidity gets called out in real life. After that, they’re more emo than than the Beckiest of Beckies.

So they say Musk’s inspiration for this is Blade Runner.

I was thinking more of 1988 8-bit Delorean SUV.

I’m pretty sure Sheriff David Clarke poured him that Kool-Aid from whatever Trump rally after party he attended.

I was thinking of those at first, but honestly, those robo-spiders seem kinda too tiny and spindly to do any serious damage to a Czech hedgehog.

Kashyyk humidity, man. No Wookiee’s hair is gonna get that Pantene bounce when it goes over 80%. :P

Honestly, that was the most Trumpian review of a video game I’ve read. By the time you finish the third paragraph, it digresses away from the game and into a psychological damnation of the reviewer himself.

I was at first imagining Tachikomas from Ghost In The Shell, but after reading the whole thing, it’s more like those spider-bots from Runaway.

I wish I could say Donald Trump is the dumbest motherfucker in America.

I was thinking more like ‘Je.

Unless, you know, ‘Ye thinks he is Jesus. Then all that shit makes more sense.

And what does his old ass mean by only marijuana, anyhow? Cigarettes and alcohol are major contributors to addictive behavior, even worse sometimes. Hell, even the government’s drug abuse website don’t believe the marijuana-as-gateway-drug hype too much:

Ya, see, that’s it right there: White Privilege is the most addictive drug on this planet. You grow up on it, and you definitely don’t want to give it up, no matter how much pain and suffering other people go to to supply it to you. Whole countries, families, societies have been destroyed to feed that addiction.

This scene isn’t even the most infuriating nonsense of the Special Editions. I would say worse offenders are:

That hat is the physical manifestation of “How can we make a symbol of dimwitted racist assholes make its wearer exponentially more so?”

These Chevy ads are the reality shows of advertisement: low concept creativity combined with cheap production values and writing. Just act enthused and try to mention the product while you’re at it.