Yeah, it's called being Bengalized, and there doesn't seem to be a cure...

Yep. At this point I am kind of hoping for a season so horrible that Mike Brown has to fire Marvin. Of course, now that we’ve won one, that ship has sailed.

Wooooooo 1-0 baby! We’re well on our way to another 10-6 record and soul crushing first round exit!

Every year I see Marvin Lewis on there and think Drew should know better. Mike Brown WILL NOT fire him ever. Unless Marvin got hold of the company credit card and fills up the car with super instead of regular, (even though the car requires it Mike, you skinflint!) then maybe...

Go to hell! Triscuts are clearly the best.

Si.

No.

WotcherHarry

I’m still here too.

“...and the club took the lead when Billy Hamilton reached home on a passed ball in the fifth.”

This is stupid and a waste of time.

Nice

Closing in on 69

“My roommate said to me, ‘I’m gonna go shave and use the shower; does anyone need to use the bathroom?’ It’s like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.” - Mitch Hedberg

Oh dear Jesus. Just when we thought Cardinals fans couldn’t be more insufferable, can you imagine if they had Tebow on their main roster?

Tim Tebow should be in charge of their bullpen. His prayers are mighty. His faith is eternal. His choices are holy.

Do the Cardinals have a bunch of games left vs the Braves?

Hey, don’t sell the Reds short — they could still get a wild card.

Tim Tebow will be able to rescue them.

“Buried neck deep in hippo shit” is the best thing I’ve ever read.