This is an unpopular opinion around these parts, but I really dig the 1st gen Volt’s styling. I’m probably going to pick one up to replace my dead/dying MkIV TDI and offset the horrible mileage I get in my ‘97 XJ.

In the same spirit, I’ve always said that HBO should do a major sports broadcast and offer some more “colorful” color commentary, i.e:

I am my goalie’s keeper.

I’d love to hear what the linesman had to say to Potvin and Hextall at the end of that fight.

I’m more of a fan of Hextall videos in contextually relevant posts, but I won’t turn one down either way.

Aggressive Moose Encounters = the title of my first album.

Raghib Ismael

“It’s like a Volvo 240 drawn by a child who just took a tether-ball right to the face.”

Jam bands - Widespread Panic, String Cheese, the Dead, Ekoostik Hookah. Their inertia matches the tediousness of wrenching very well.

Say what you will about Andy Dalton, but he is a stand-up dude that doesn’t deserve all the shit he gets here in Cincy. He’s an undeniably good player (elite?!?) that has hit some rough patches, but he does a lot of good off the field through his foundation and we’re better off with him than without him.

Booooooooooo...........

Much like everyone, I got a bit drunk tonight. To make myself feel better, I got the dog the we’re fostering out of his cage, so that I could relate to a pure soul for a change of pace. The first thing he did was hike his leg and piss all over my son’s train table. When I went to grab him and take him outside, he peed…

Starred for the name and Avi combo.

I think that’s SOP for the mudcrab

Wasn’t a talent show

I had a 5 as a rental once, my kid (9) freaking loved it for the 3rd row seats in such a tiny ride. He calls it a mini-mini-van.

That’s probably more true than anyone realizes.

Manual transmission? On a HYBRID? Sign me up!

They should replace the laces with Velcro; then their journey to the old side will be complete.

They should replace the laces with Velcro; then their journey to the old side will be complete.

311's my fave too, and still getting after it! While I am an old white dad, I’m not crazy about these kicks - but that number might seal the deal.

311's my fave too, and still getting after it! While I am an old white dad, I’m not crazy about these kicks - but…