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Every year I see Marvin Lewis on there and think Drew should know better. Mike Brown WILL NOT fire him ever. Unless Marvin got hold of the company credit card and fills up the car with super instead of regular, (even though the car requires it Mike, you skinflint!) then maybe...

Go to hell! Triscuts are clearly the best.

That instantly tripped my nerd alert. Glad to see it was promptly covered.

Got room in your vinyl crate for yet another re-issue of John Williams’ Star Wars: A New Hope soundtrack? Of course you do. Because this time around the Imperial March and other memorable tracks are available on a pair of double-sided picture disc-pressed vinyl records.

well I am glad I am not the only one who thought it.

Artist’s updated rendition of sexy time in space.

Si.

No.

WotcherHarry

I’m still here too.

“...and the club took the lead when Billy Hamilton reached home on a passed ball in the fifth.”

This is stupid and a waste of time.

Nice

Closing in on 69

“My roommate said to me, ‘I’m gonna go shave and use the shower; does anyone need to use the bathroom?’ It’s like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.” - Mitch Hedberg

Oh dear Jesus. Just when we thought Cardinals fans couldn’t be more insufferable, can you imagine if they had Tebow on their main roster?

Tim Tebow should be in charge of their bullpen. His prayers are mighty. His faith is eternal. His choices are holy.

Do the Cardinals have a bunch of games left vs the Braves?

Hey, don’t sell the Reds short — they could still get a wild card.

Tim Tebow will be able to rescue them.