Speaking of reparations - I see you are a white male and my lawn needs tending to, boy.

That is some really, really messed up thinking if this isn’t satire. Would you volunteer to be one of the violence victims to make the balance?

Long story short, “She didn’t mean it. Really. She didn’t. Look she didn’t even shoot him. She shot the mattress. She really is a good person. (Over look that she had a gun out in the first place.) She’s a sweetie!”

This, ladies and gents, is why you never shag the drummer.