In his case CTE will be a gift to humanity.

He realizes he performs in a sport that nobody's given a shit about on a regular basis since Tyson and Lennox Lewis were around right?

WBAL reports he had just finished up an eight-hour blackjack session

I think it's pretty damn sexy, frankly.

When your mentor in rehab is doing more grass than you, it's time to check out.

I give the other teams credit for doing this. When it comes down to it, there is still some camaraderie within the piranha club. When Williams had their massive garage fire two years ago, the other teams stepped in to provide any equipment that they needed for the next GP.

I think, the most heartbreaking part are not the 8-figure debts, but this part:

Tom, man, you fucked this one up.

Bautista has two daughters, no sons, and they are too young to be hackers. http://www.torontolife.com/informer/featu…

Totally thought this article was going to be about Jose Bautista's computer savvy progeny taking aim at their dad's critics.

I wasn't aware that the British so strictly enforced minimum speed limits.

Man, the universe really has it out for Kobayashi.

This is another one of these nonsense NYC restaurants that has like 30 seats in a space that should have 8 seats but everyone pretends that's just an acceptable experience. Oh it's so great to go out to dinner and sit right next to strangers because yeah it's just so much better than KFC and their champagne is really…

The article specifies that the $60,000 price tag includes the Mustang GT and comes with a 3 year warranty. No one reads anymore.

In my expert Gran Turismo opinion, that might be one of the worst places on the circuit for that to happen.

Hmm, what have I learned from buying new cars... well, for one, never take Jalopnik commenter advice on the purchase of any new vehicle. They will undoubtedly try to steer you away from any car that meets your needs and into one that is an old piece of shit.

I think you mean "your Mercedes factory warranty means very little."

buying on A-plan/X-plan takes a lot of hassle out of the process, especially when the model you're looking for is desirable and doesn't have a lot of room for haggling.

this is the most auto-hipster thing I've ever read