"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

"In the past...I was too nice," she says. At a meeting with GM's top 300 executives earlier this month in a converted warehouse in Detroit, Ms. Barra told managers they could no longer confuse steady progress with winning. GM, she said, must do what it takes to be "the world's most valued automotive company," a…

that's because those people think Jesus lived with the dinosaurs and the earth is 4134 years old, pay them no mind.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

As much as I would enjoy a relegation system, the US market isn't ready for it. English soccer is an integral part of the social fabric there. Fans have a multi-generational attachment to their local clubs that can more than survive relegation. None of these conditions apply here in the US. Relegation would be a death…

Dear dealers,

Oh you'll always walk alone. Which ship has never docked in Liverpool? The Premiership.

The issue is, there are plenty of non-emergency conditions that can both destroy your life and, in the US, bankrupt you. And then there's the hideous inefficiency of the system: they spend, proportionally, almost double what we do, for, on balance, no benefit.

I realise that, at this point, people from foreign countries acting aghast at the American healthcare system is so played out as to be a cliché, but fucking hell.

Or, how to outdouche the original douchebag

Haha as if most Mustang owners know what the fuck is going on. Here is a reality check. Most Mustangs are driven by randos who don't care about their car.

Yeah, I'm also British and I agree with you. If there's nothing wrong with the food then I think it's my fault for ordering wrong. If it's under/over cooked or there's something else wrong with it then fair enough send it back. I feel like sending it back because you just don't like it is up there with queuing…

That is a disgusting headline

AHHH I had no idea you hated that so much. I am going to send you every picture of every single thing I eat from now on.

Sounds like you need a Transit

I understand why it happens, but I hate when I'm at a not-busy restaurant and I get seated next to the only other people in the place. Surely a section is bigger than two or three tables?

I'm a native English speak from the UK and I would definitely think this dish was chicken. steak refers to the cut, not the meat, like tuna steak or pork steak, so I'd assume it was chicken. what's wrong with calling it breaded beef steak or beef schnitzel?!

Ugh runny whites should not even be considered an OPTION when discussing over-whatever! A set white should be considered the bare minimum cook temp for eggs.

Yes. Yes I can.

I've done that before. Not because I thought the diet drink would cancel out the ice cream, but because I was willing to waste calories on the ice cream, not on the soda. Same thing with getting a fast-food burger and a diet coke—I'm willing to adjust the rest of my day's eating to accommodate a burger (sometimes),…