I can't picture Madonna...as health-obsessed as she's become...toking it up...yet during it with a penis bong. It'd be like watching my mom trying to twerk.

Well played Doug...I thought for a minute you were actually serious lol.

If Alyssa Milano is fat, then damn, I really need to be fat as well!

So what media did Shia LeBeouf steal from this time?

Between a reality star talking about how much he doesn't understand the gays and Jim Crow and a 90s singer wanting to do a retreat at a plantation who's into revisionist history, Bey using Challenger audio is the least shitty thing someone's done this week.

I heard that too. Can't really blame them though...religious stuff isn't really A&E's forte. And the Robertsons HAD to have known that.

You know, one of the few things that I had liked about the Robertsons was the fact that they didn't throw religion in your face on the show all the time.

Bassett is 55?!!! Fucking hell, black really doesn't crack!

AHS:Coven is seriously the best cast EVER and needs to win all of the awards. Despite the fact that the show got wonky in the last few episodes....

It's like Clooney is a god despite the fact that he's in his fifties and not married.

I read them sometimes for shits and giggles. Mainly for bathtub reading where I want to escape into fluffiness.

Because Hollywood hates women?

the same ones who probably petitioned to bring back Phil Robertson and admire Palin

Except that it's either "X IS ALONE AND PREGNANT' or 'X IS ALONE!'

Where was Madame LaLaurie or Fiona in all of this?!

Looks like Harry's starting to go bald too

I can't believe I forgot the Madoka cast and I was just rewatching that series too...

I assure you...not all white feminists are like DiFranco. At least...not the majority of them.

and they are terrorists.

Personally, it's more that she was tacky and inappropriate. There's nothing wrong with wanting to set up a retreat....and I'm sure the South has plenty of nice plantations that doesn't have a sketchy history but...would people really feel comfortable partying in a place that once held slaves? That would be like…