She shoulda been flattered!

I mean this I soooo not a problem they’re just expressing interest.

I pledge all of my disposable income for the next decade to make this an actual thing. Who's with me?

where can I send my money for more of this

I think you mean........

I think you mean.......

uh, most white people don't think Arabs are white people...

Name of your sex tape...

The Lynx (without dots and caps to preserve my sanity) is an Android and PC gaming controller in three parts — the left wing, right wing and the central controller brain. Here it is in its natural resting state.

Someone finally captured my ex-mother-in-law's true essence!

It looks so excited about its face-vagina.

What is genitalia face here supposed to be from?

That line made me think of the 100,000 damn times I have argued on this site about how intentions don't matter if you consistently do the wrong thing. Your intention can only be pure once (if that); after that it's willful ignorance.

She wondered why my grandmother, an illiterate Black mother of nine living in the Jim Crow South, struggled to find a steady job. Maybe, she wrote in her loopy scrawl, my grandmother wasn't searching hard enough.

Hug us and squeeze us and call us George.

NOW THIS IS A WELL WRITTEN PIECE. No pandering, thoughtful, nice diction.

I remember saying that I was intrigued by Kill la Kill way back in the "5 anime you should watch this season" article. Now, I can say I am thoroughly in love with it. This anime is nothing short of the beautiful combination of stupid and amazing.