How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

ok I have no fucking clue how your elections work to be quite honest. no matter HOW much West Wing I watch.

In Canad-layman terms, what is happening now

Why do so many people seem to think they can pester others into supporting their favorite candidate?

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

She shoulda been flattered!

I mean this I soooo not a problem they’re just expressing interest.

I pledge all of my disposable income for the next decade to make this an actual thing. Who's with me?

where can I send my money for more of this

I think you mean........

I think you mean.......

uh, most white people don't think Arabs are white people...

Name of your sex tape...

The Lynx (without dots and caps to preserve my sanity) is an Android and PC gaming controller in three parts — the left wing, right wing and the central controller brain. Here it is in its natural resting state.

Someone finally captured my ex-mother-in-law's true essence!

It looks so excited about its face-vagina.

What is genitalia face here supposed to be from?

I remember saying that I was intrigued by Kill la Kill way back in the "5 anime you should watch this season" article. Now, I can say I am thoroughly in love with it. This anime is nothing short of the beautiful combination of stupid and amazing.