Prepare yourself, for I am about to take you down the rabbit hole that is the yaoi fanbase. I’mma guess that with a user name like Steven Carver you are in possession of a Y chromosome, so I’ll try to explain the... Er... Weird tendencies of those of us with the double X.

Y’see, fangirls—especially those fangirls who…

Well, I think it’s pretty simple — they think he’s attractive and they enjoy his relentless positivity & kindness.

OK, that is just the cutest ship ever. He’s 61, she’s 60. At that age, you’ve pretty much earned the right. And isn’t it kind of shipped right in game?

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As you start to get close, you have to say “deadeye’s ready”. When she says what, scream “It’s high noon!!” and climax. Guaranteed to please 100% of women, 0% of the time.

You need an anchor, this generation his you covered.