YOU CAUGHT ME

Norman Reedus and Mads Mikkelsen?

I know I’m a bit high at the moment but what the hell did I just read? Like, is it me or does this article consist of mostly rambling incoherent thoughts? Should I be doing shots every time I read “Suicide Squad: The Extended Cut”?

That... would actually be a good idea for a Deadpool movie. Like make it an Adaptation sort of deal about Deadpool trying to get a Deadpool movie within the Deadpool superhero movie made and stalking Ryan Reynolds.

He’s just Canadian. This is what we do. We hide our overweening arrogance and self-love behind a facade of friendliness and genial good-cheer (much like the bloodthirsty koala that terrifies our Aussie cousins).

People leave film projects all the time for various reasons. I don’t know why this person thinks his departure is remotely interesting enough to make a whole overwrought post about it on his Instagram.

The advertising for the Deadpool movie was already weird and metatextual, but there’s only one way to wrap your head

“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. You always have to kill off a major or beloved character for your story to evolve”
-Joss Wheedon

Well, they can’t always go the “let’s cast a has-been former drug addict as the star of our new, universe-launching franchise” route. I, for one, look forward to Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange and remain terrified by the idea of him trying an American accent.

Except when they make Batman into a homicidal maniac. That’s where I’m pretty sure most people should draw the line.