New York: We’re savages in that box.
Colorado: Hold our artisanal dry-hopped 8 ounce taster.
*beans NY in the chin*
*throws bats at NY*
*loses*
Colorado: It seems they’re savages in that box.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

That dude is just asking for some terribly broken fingers/wrists/arms. If he falls and his grip on the crutches doesn’t break loose immediately upon impact, things are gonna get twisted up and mangled.

So not this ? 

“You can’t fight in here! This is the [fighting tournament] room!”

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!

But he didn’t waste any lives. That’s the point of the article. 

That man deserves a warm, whole turkey that was punched out of a trash can.

The Cubs get their baseballs from their mascot, Clark.

Same with Mr. Lee Walters of Plantation Services. 

Listening to ska helps.

He should be a Major General Booty?

“Today the US Attorney brings charges against Michael Avana.... Avanti... Avennnot gonna practice law anymore, anyway.”

See, it wasn’t sexist to complain about Janet Jackson - it’s about ethics in nipple exposure. 

Trader Joe’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups. They are the absolute best.

Trader Joe’s also has an excellent dark chocolate peanut butter cup. 

One of them swings a gigantic mighty hammer, and the other is Gendry.

Man, Kairi. She’s the damsel in KH1, Sora basically ignores her for his boycrush on Riku in KH2, and then after some of the handheld games you’re like, oh Kairi’s finally gonna get a keyblade . . . and during KH3 she trains . . . and then when she’s finally ready and in battle . . .

The keyblade graveyard and all parts of it just felt kinda rushed.