“I am not running for President, he is”

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

What Emperor Palpatine would look like in a suit

That really sucks man. I'd tell you to follow your dreams, but you should probably just ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

That seat was reserved for the 4th place trophy.

Dear Santa Clara cops,

Here is a picture of the Santa Clara police chief.

Can’t

Dak ends up with some back issues too... And some arm issues, and well, his whole body really.

I used to know that and have long since forgotten. But I remember I didn’t like it either.

“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he’s fuzzy, get out of here!” - Mitch Hedberg

Maybe they’re just planning next season’s marketing push: “Get your tickets to see that Hamilton play!”

Hoorah!

That was sailing.

This exactly. Besides my vacation time will reset by this new launch and I’ll be able to take a few days off. The entitlement generation annoys the shit out of me. It’s a few months - not another decade.

The older I get the, the more I disconnect myself with other “gamers.” I just don't understand this mindset, ****ing nut jobs.

Use it well, my son