Limbo is free today and tomorrow on Steam. It’d be a fun one to replay in anticipation of Playdead’s extremely good follow-up Inside. But mostly: free Limbo!

American Pharoah’s Belmont win last year. I watched a horse run for 2 minutes and was jumping up and down by myself.

Leicester’s title this year. Just the prolonged high performance. Even as a Chelsea fan, you had to start rooting for Ranieri’s boys towards the end.

Fighters of the Storm?

“I got a fire alarm at home, but really it’s more like a 9-volt battery slowly drainer. ‘Do you want to slowly get rid of your 9-volt batteries? Then buy this circle.’”- Mitch Hedberg

Warn us if it you link to TVTropes or any tropes based page, man! I almost lost the rest of the day!

The pitch was high and outside, as was he.

That's not how you play Knifey Spooney.

It is. This is will the international version, not the original one.

Usually when someone is engaging in hyperbole when they say “this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen,” but no, no, not this time. I am wracking my brain, reviewing the entire history of my life and I truly believe that this is definitely, irrevocably the stupidest thing that I have ever seen. WOW.

If Ray Hudson and Andres Cantor called a chess match I would watch it. Soccer announcers for the most part (FUCK YOU ALEXI LALAS) are great. Give me Ian Darke and Taylor Twellman all day every day.

Maybe not but it has Raúl Juliá as M. Bison delivering a fantastic line.

The only comparison that matters...

You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself…

After spending all that time with the silence, did your arm look like this?

He’s more of a poop-joke specialist.

That’s not fair—the guys commenting on ESPN definitely aren’t getting paid.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Say what you will about Adolf Hitler but he did kill Hitler.

Most of them are still trying to figure out how they can email a rock.