“Firstly Jeremy, I didn’t know you were going to make it a race issue, I’m quite disappointed to be honest.”

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Okay, Stephen Ddungu here. Firstly Jeremy, I didn’t know you were going to make it a race issue, I’m quite disappointed to be honest.

Look I am all for fuck the police, but putting a police officer as the main picture for an article with the title

I mean, how good is the mental health support community in Japan?  My understanding was that it’s rather hard to get help with mental health problems in Japan, or even to have your concerns be recognized.

Well he got turned into a baby again and now the Joker is raising him to be Batman...

It baffles me that they couldn’t even Nick-ify the blatant Smash copied elements. Like, why are defeated fighters causing generic explosions as they leave the blast zone? They should be causing slime explosions. It's such an obvious move!

No, I see a Furby.

I dislike the game as much as you do but I have to point out that the main character, Markus, is played by a mixed-race actor (probably a deliberate choice on David “we live in a post-racial society” Cage’s part) so he’s not necessarily white.

Except these characters are “ancestors”, which implies they had coitus with opposite sex. So not exclusively gay, no.

I just wish they would let me resize Discord down to something that doesn’t take up 1/4 of my screen without having to modify installation files.

This is so stupid and authoritarian. This is like the makers of Sharpies and poster board having a fit because someone used them to make pro/anti abortion signs at a rally or used them to draw Swastikas. If people purchase your product or have a right to use it, let them do so up to the point where they break the law.…

On a slight tangent...

That’s a good one! And special effects STILL hold up.

I guess I am a terrible parent because my kids have watched Beetlejuice, Coraline and The Nightmare before Christmas since they were babies.

What the hell am I looking at? Is that an arrow-head with mini-turbines on it?? I have so many questions.

sorry, but the cat is out of the bag. Soon your children will be able to have robot sex with a deepfake celebrity/instagram person. that girl you crush on in your class will be downloaded into a robot body. it’s over. Futurama has won.

sorry, but the cat is out of the bag. Soon your children will be able to have VR sex with a deepfake celebrity/instagram person. that girl you crush on in your class will enter your VR deepfake fantasies. it’s over. Black Mirror has won.

You don’t need to see the other two to follow the (nonsensical) plot, but they are a must if you want to feel underwhelmed.