The 569s fit nicely over snow boots, and I don’t want to have “summer jeans” and “winter jeans”.

The 569s fit nicely over snow boots, and I don’t want to have “summer jeans” and “winter jeans”.

You may have just changed the game for me!

You may have just changed the game for me!

Nope. My disdain only really extends to skinny jeans.

Nope. My disdain only really extends to skinny jeans.

Levi’s 569 Loose Straight-Leg, because I’m a man, and I lift weights, so girly little skinny jeans don’t work. If you wear skinny jeans, do some squats until you can’t wear skinny jeans anymore.

Levi’s 569 Loose Straight-Leg, because I’m a man, and I lift weights, so girly little skinny jeans don’t work. If…

Quick, someone ask ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER who Kyle Van Noy played for at the beginning of the season!

I’m a Lions fan for some reason (geography, I guess). I find it hard to feel bad for fans of a team that have made it to a Super Bowl. I mean, when people can accurately say things like “Your team won more playoff games in 1957 than they’ve won, combined, since 1957", that’s a different level of suckitude.

At this point, isn’t finding one that hasn’t been heavily modded and crashed multiple times damn near impossible?

I’m Rowing The Boat away from this as fast as I possibly can.

Yeah, mine LOVES playing defense, and rarely lets anyone even get past her to shoot in the first place when she does.

This year, I was an assistant coach for my daughter’s second grade soccer team.

Do any of the Jalops have cool cars, though?

I live near Michigan State, so while there are Lambos around, there are WAAAAAAAY more Chinese kids driving AMG G-Wagens. Lots of Audis, too.

It would kill business at the Mercedes dealers near universities.

Serious question: What happened to Ryan Miller? Dude won the Hobie-Baker at MSU and was nicknamed “Unscoreonable” when he was there. He seemed like one of the better young goalies in the league when he was with Buffalo, but he’s never really sniffed any great success, has he?

Did Collins just get McNultyed? Never tell the higher-ups where you don’t want to go!

The promo codes aren’t working :(

The promo codes aren’t working :(

I checked this out at the library, and said “no way” to their whole idea. It was way to broesque in its tone, and that alone turned me off.

...[defensive coordinator Joe] Barry,

Reader Andy is Andy Dalton, right?

The dog vengeance genre has already been perfected by one Keanu Reeves.