...the next Chrysler Town & Country minivan...

Wow. People in my area are dumb enough to fall for the “Your Computer Has Virus!!!!1!!!” pop-up ad and to grant the fake Microsoft tech support people remote access to their computers. Wow.

Doug, I would suggest that next year you create a Google Form for people to access and enter their selections from. It would make your data collection much, much easier. Use drop-down boxes to select brand, model, year, style, and trim. Have an “other” selection with a text box for brand, model, and trim (or don’t to…

I’ll watch it any time it’s on. Seriously: those of us who were 12-16 when it came out probably all loved it. What we’re seeing here is a bunch of Gawkerite hipster douches saying that ID4 is terrible so they can look edgy.

Any thoughts on the xDrive system? We live in Michigan and have been considering replacing my wife’s car with a used 3-series with xDrive. We have a really, really steep driveway that gets iced up, so having two extra wheels attempting to grip would be nice. Yes, I know winter tires are better than AWD, but AWD helps,…

As a WMU alum, I never expect to see my alma mater on Deadspin. I'm horrified to see one of our players down like that. I hope he doesn't have any long term damage from that.

I think you missed a ‘k’.

97.1 actually has a pretty big following in the Detroit area, and for a good reason: since the Lions are terrible, we usually get the worst announcers on TV (the crew with Siragusa). I know plenty of people who sync up the TV broadcast with the radio and watch using the radio as their audio feed.

No h/t for the email? :(

I don’t hate it. I don’t think I’d buy it, but it may at least be worth looking at.

Yeah, I remember being SUPER excited by the scene when I saw it in the theater, but even on the drive home I had some issues. Mainly, why does Yoda, one of the most powerful damn Jedi, need to jump around like a cricket to fight? It looked cool, and I talked with all of my friends about how cool it looked, but we also…

Yup. I pay about $13 per bottle from a local guy here in mid Michigan. I'm thinking we could put Maple Water Concentrate at a $26 price point and cash in!

Oh, there's profit in the concentrate. Charge like $25 per pint, and tell them to dilute it at some ridiculous rate to properly serve it.

So can we call maple syrup “Maple Water Concentrate” and sell it to dumb hipsters?

I’m so excited to see a new Foley post, and bummed to see it looks like a one-time thing. I miss Detroitlopnik.

Magary, how fun is it as a Vikings fan to have the Lions in your division? I want to know how the other side feels.

At 5:01 a.m. the following morning, Plant fired back a reply-all email to Steppling and staff in which she mocked Steppling and registered her own grievances about Thanksgiving:

Yup. Over $23K per year here in mid-Michigan for two kids, one of whom is only there before and after her day at the local elementary school.

“I always make a joke: ‘Watch, we’re going to walk down the red carpet, I’m going to be asked about my dress and my hair while the man standing next to me will be asked about his performance and political issues.’...”

As a runner, let me just say that this guy is worth finishing a race with an assault charge instead of a finisher’s medal.