When you’re a big fancy executive, you get to call it a “dividend” and it’s totally legal.

They should have just called it quits on this whole thing after Wasabi Ginger.

It does make getting the Master Sword that much sweeter, though.

That specifications sheet says the chair is only rated for 130kg, or 286 pounds. Spending $400 on a chair marketed to the “Big and Tall” crowd with such a low recommended maximum weight seems like a gamble, especially when most other premium XL chairs are rated for 400-500 pounds.

Is this real life?

The fact that this happened (and was so clearly awkward for everyone) proved that the game was actually being played, and actually made me way more excited about the game overall. No bullshots!

Did you ever get Lindelof/Cuse to tell you what they planned and scrapped for the outrigger shootout? Damn them!