Here’s 362 reasons why Americans, in general, are incorrect about this.

On the contrary. My ‘13 FoST gets inquiries from all sorts of people, not just other ST owners. Maybe it’s the giant rally lights, I dunno. The Audi A6 2.7T I replaced with the ST certainly didn’t.

Yea, sure. When I’m scooting my 50-year old ass in my FoST to my job as director of information security for a billion-dollar tech company, I’m constantly worried that people will stop and ask me if the pizza is really free after 30 minutes.

Yea, while scooting my 50-year old ass in a FoST every day to my job as the director of information security for a billion-dollar technology company, I’m constantly worried that people will ask me if their pizza is really free after 30 minutes. Jackass.

Admittedly, I am the oldest member of the Atlanta ST Club. My kids are both in their late teens and have their own cars (and pay their own insurance, thank God). I replaced a mildly-tuned Audi A6 2.7T with the ST. I’m a rally car fan, and the exterior mods garner me plenty of looks and an occasional thumbs up from a…