It’s a Lord of the Rings thing, though in this picture Gollum also resembles Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.

It’s like Tatanka was there and Tomahawk Choppped his ankle.

Doesn’t Anna have a hit TV show? Also, she was hilarious in 2012's What’s You Number?

You know he’s gonna hook up with Jennifer Lawrence and end up having like two kids with her. Poor Anna Faris.

I know several couples who split up shortly after their second or third child was born because it turns out that when someone begrudgingly agrees to have another child, their concerns around having said child can turn into resentment. Being on separate pages re: kids is a tough, tough thing to work through and bring…

There’s really not a vas deferens between the two condiments when it comes to enjoying them with food.

“I may be divorced, but I’m not down for the Count(ess).”

I did “just know” but not in a romantic way. It was in a “this is a person I can build a life with” vs “omg I luuuurve him” or “we’ve been together since college and things are fine I guess, so......” kind of way. He’s honest and kind to his core, yet an absolute motherfucker in all the best ways. I value his…

I think a lot, if not most, people go into thinking they have it figured out, and that they aren’t like other people and won’t get divorced. I mean I seriously thought we were special. But... shit. We weren’t. I was shocked by it all. I think just do your best. Be smart. Don’t do it to “fix” anything. But also…

I feel sad too. I mean, I thought she was an idiot for marrying him in the first place, but I appreciated how headstrong she was about the whole thing. And the more the other women got into her business, the more I wanted her to prove them wrong. Oh well :(

I’ve never seen a public toilet with a lid, either. But this reminds me of a hilarious reddit story about someone raised by a single mother who didn’t know what the “piss shield” ring that covered the bare porcelain toilet “seat” was for. He sat on the porcelain part and thought the seat part of the toilet was to…

On the other hand, those clips of Elvis Andrus’ hijinks with Manny Ramirez are priceless. Manny just does not like it when people touch his head!

Yes. The famous Pirate...David Ortiz

Holy shit. I knew Sammy Sosa looked a little bit whiter a few years back. I didn’t know he’s Asian now.

I hate to agree with you, cos this seems fun.
But Orbit came out wearing plastic sheeting knowing he would be ambushed.

Deadspin is Fake Ruse media.

When seconds matter, Blade Runners are always minutes away.

Ha! Another Phx story, but more of a home owner rage/revenge tale. Around 35ish years ago, this douchebro (for that time) and his buddies would hit the old metal, trash filled cans that were set out on trash day (yeah, looong time ago!) while on their way to school. His not-so-well-well-off parents foolishly bought…

When I was in high school there was a local grocery store that always left carts out at night. On one end of their typically expansive grocery store parking lot there was a tall curb separating the asphalt from an open, empty dirt lot. While goofing off in that parking lot one night my friends and I and discovered…

I occasionally refer to chicken as tuna of the barnyard and my husband and son have no idea what I mean as I laugh at how funny I am.

According to ABC7 the driver has been caught: