It means the audience will spend 20 minutes listening to songs on her ipod.

Here’s another video from the night that I saw Chris.

I’m so old I remember him without a mustache, when they’d only get played on Headbangers’ Ball.

Soundgarden’s monumental contribution to the Singles soundtrack: “Birth Ritual”

Ain’t Talkin Bout Love

Ooh, is that right? Shaaaaady lady. I remember her saying, My hair was falling out and I thought I had cancer and one of the other housewives (maybe it was Andy) saying, like, Nope, that’s not why some people with cancer lose their hair. Idiot.

You wrote a lot of words for a semi-scripted show that has been presented to you as “reality”. How do y’all not understand this? None of this shit is real. None of it. The conversations. The made up “drama”. The entire thing. I worked production on this show. Cohen is in on the whole thing. You make pro wrestling…

“Jeurys Familia has been diagnosed with an arterial clot in his right shoulder and is flying to St. Louis for tests and possible surgery.” 

God wtf. He really is a narcissist of the highest order. Just because he hasn’t heard something he assumes everyone hasn’t. Like the whole Frederick Douglas debacle. This man is 70 fucking years old and he hasn’t heard priming the pump? For fuck sakes. Shows he doesn’t read for shit.

If you ever try to dig for clams with your bare hands (which I have done), you can actually feel them pull away from you and try to escape deeper into the sand. It’s kinda amazing since you usually don’t think of clams as particularly mobile.

We’re burying the lede here. Somehow, in contradiction to all the known laws of nature, the O’s started Ubaldo Jimenez against Scherzer, let Ubaldo go almost 8 innings, and DID NOT LOSE.

I’d also imagine that “Big Baller Brand” is something that people who could afford 400 dollar sneakers would find tacky and unappealing

Very few people will buy them. Those that do will suffer debilitating foot injuries.

I’m going to withhold judgment until I hear from somebody else who saw it on CNBC (wind whistles) (coyote howls) (sun goes nova, consuming most of the inner planets)

#3 highlights the only viable strategy against that move.

I’ll admit it, I cried when my dad sold his red Saab. I loved riding in that thing. It was the car that brought me home from the hospital and the one that took him to and from work each day.

Here’s an idea: don’t fucking cheat on your wife.

I know it’s hard to believe, but you can teach children to respect things from a very young age.

can confirm, I own a second hand minivan. It makes it a lot easier to cope when the Grandparent puts the kid in regular underpants and then gives him a liter of water to drink. I wasn’t mad at the kid, but I was pretty upset at Grandma and Mom for the commbo.

I’m at work and CANNOT stop laughing out loud. Thank you.