Bill King, Oakland A’s. Describing cloud cover.

Yes, the Dave Niehaus version (though I was there so didn’t hear the call live). I actually had the DJ play this audio at my wedding reception as my parents were on their way to the mic.

Want a long shot to consider?

The season starts in 6 months. If I was a PSL holder in Oakland I’d get out of it and let the team play in an empty stadium.

Maybe it had something to do with him forking over $400 million dollars of his own money to upgrade the Dolphins stadium... Just a guess.

Oddly enough, Chernoff’s father Mark runs WFAN and is Mike Francesa’s boss. So, the Chernoffs should know about someone unqualified getting on the air, name-dropping and being wrong.

Already got my flights & accommodations booked to travel from Newfoundland to go see O.Co before the A’s replace it with the Raiders leaving. C’mon May! Only a bit over a month to go! :)

You’re not giving the Pena move its due. That catcher became Star-Lord for God’s sake.

That lasted at least through 2004, when I spent the day shrooming in Muir Woods, navigated through the heart of SF at evening rush hour, and caught Pedro vs Hudson at the Coliseum, all for a grand total of, like, twenty bucks.

I feel like I’m beating a dead horse at this point, but if you’re actually there just to catch a baseball game, the Coliseum is perfectly fine. I don’t need fancy beers because I drink those in the parking lot before the game. I don’t need lobster rolls at my baseball games (though I won’t deny bells and whistles at…

It’s all gone downhill since they cast the cherubic Philip Seymour Hoffman to play the tall, angular Art Howe, and on top of that letting him use the voice of Buffalo Bill.

You forgot to mention that we lowered our Beer Prices!

It is, yeah. My daughter is a little over 11 now—we’ve made it past some dangers, and are getting ready for the next round (it never ends! Yay!). One of the things I remember when I first became a dad (I was a bit older) is a strengthened sense of disgust and revulsion for child abusers. All abuse against all people…

As a person who just recently became a father, stories like this make me want to never expose my daughter to this world.

Didn’t call the bank - it’s a par

I’m the embarrassing dude in this one. Met my lovely gf’s lovely parents for the first time at a nice little dinner in NYC. At the time, I was working for a company that manages 401k’s, and my gf’s parents, both doctors, mentioned they had theirs with my company.

The NFL is undeniably a brighter and more colorful place with Lynch in it.

In my defense when you have a young kid you fit it in when you can.

Okay so this one has a little different tone but...

I don’t think Mr. Goldstein understands that Depp wasn’t stockpiling it, he was actually drinking it.