I’d like to live on the one that doesn’t use slave labor to build the infrastructure, and isn’t already inhabited by people who are happy to have never met humans before.

No, it’s goddamn cosmetic surgery. Very popular with Korean celebrities and the teens who want to be celebrities. I can’t even look at them, it’s so jarringly disturbing to me.

Fair warning:

...AND HERE COMES KLAY THOMPSON WITH THE METAL FOLDING CHAIR!

In my circle of friends, it was Lotto vs Diadora.

I, too, am an adult toy collector who prefers to open the packages and pose/photograph them. On Instagram, we are legion!

Why doesn’t somebody reboot Junkyard Wars. Everything is all DIY and build your own arduino stuff now anyway, I bet it would be even better than the first go round.

Of course it’s a rivalry. Lebronda saying it isn’t is just him trying to keep the ‘psychological edge’ that he thinks they have.

My soon-to-be 7-year-old loves this game on the iPad.

So, basically the story of a starting pitcher who doesn’t have the mph on his fastball any more, learning how to throw a curveball before the younger top draft pick comes for his job.

I hope for the kid’s sake the crowd won it for him.

The speculation locally in the East Bay here is that Chip Kelly might waltz into this job.

Between the officiating and the Cleveland Cavs, NBA is looking more like a sports entertainment franchise (a la WWE) every day.

I got a high school buddy (who I still know well, some 25 years later) who had an old Toyota Corolla whose ignition key was so old, the teeth on it were all smoothed over, to the point where if he made a sharp left turn, the key would fall out of the ignition while driving.

This reminds me of my earliest parental deception - although it may be a non-sequiter, here goes anyway.

This is a rant about a misplaced apostrophe, and a fairly common acronym that has been augmented for entertainment purposes.

Ironically, the worst journalism authors happen to be the best twitter follows; because they are terrible. Like a car crash you can’t turn away from.

Dude, if my spouse was eating Eggo waffles and BBQ sauce, I mighta walked out the house too.

Don’t forget the innocent man who was OJ Simpson.

who the hell are those people