.... in the hallway?

I dunno how ‘family man’ or ‘never came out gay’ he is, but the first name that popped in my head was Kevin Spacey.

Kids are surprised they can’t play video games professionally for lots of money, eh?

4. Using the original insult as the comeback: “Let’s see YOU make it to the big leagues.” - Pham.

As a drummer with a day job, let me just say that I would love to get $3750 a month to play one gig. That said, I imagine ole Shaun here requires paying $10,000/month to retain a basic rock band; the question is, do his friends who don’t play instruments get paid more or not.

I imagine you gotta be pretty bored to decide to take your truck into a swamp. Sure, a skiff doesn’t have a steering wheel or clutch, but when you flip it, you could end up on AFV instead of Jalopnik.

Best I could find:

If I followed the “it’s about her pleasure, (not) her orgasm” mantra, my marriage would just be me giving foot massages until she falls asleep.

The one thing that bugs me about these movies is that they have to get darker, grittier, and more serious, supposedly to appease my generation...? (I’m over 40). It’s SO dark, it’s SO brooding, none of the clips I saw contradict this, and I’m just tired of it. Remember, my generation liked Michael Keaton as Batman,…

*wretch*

Where’s the Ozzie Guillen donation quote? Can’t find it in the comments.

Oh man, I remember

Pretty sure I have the one in the picture; that’s Peanut Butter Wolf and Jazzy Jeff, right?

You can’t have it. I am over 40, and am keeping my physical media.

Once I asked my dad if he ever did drugs, and he said “Once.” I believed him for a long time too.