As a drummer with a day job, let me just say that I would love to get $3750 a month to play one gig. That said, I imagine ole Shaun here requires paying $10,000/month to retain a basic rock band; the question is, do his friends who don’t play instruments get paid more or not.

I imagine you gotta be pretty bored to decide to take your truck into a swamp. Sure, a skiff doesn’t have a steering wheel or clutch, but when you flip it, you could end up on AFV instead of Jalopnik.

Best I could find:

I always kinda assumed that since R2D2 was limited to bloops and beeps as his language, his personality was a direct result of being paired with the proper English-speaking “I am fluent in over 300 languages” C3PO. A correlation/causation kinda thing.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and presume that the author has recently turned 30, or has entered the first three years of thirty-dom.

If I followed the “it’s about her pleasure, (not) her orgasm” mantra, my marriage would just be me giving foot massages until she falls asleep.

The one thing that bugs me about these movies is that they have to get darker, grittier, and more serious, supposedly to appease my generation...? (I’m over 40). It’s SO dark, it’s SO brooding, none of the clips I saw contradict this, and I’m just tired of it. Remember, my generation liked Michael Keaton as Batman,…

*wretch*

Where’s the Ozzie Guillen donation quote? Can’t find it in the comments.

I guess Sufjan Stevens isn’t available on Tidal?

Oh man, I remember

Pretty sure I have the one in the picture; that’s Peanut Butter Wolf and Jazzy Jeff, right?

You can’t have it. I am over 40, and am keeping my physical media.

Once I asked my dad if he ever did drugs, and he said “Once.” I believed him for a long time too.