I’d like LaVaaaaaaaar to mooooovve

She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.

She was the head of the Manhattan sex crimes unit?

Anybody that walks into a public restroom and films people without their consent heeds to be sent to jail. The fact that he caught children peeing is just fucking wrong, this should send his ass to prison.

Harris’ past as a prosecutor is always gonna make her a real hard sell to a large portion of the black community. Especially in the new black Lives Matter era, people have had enough of prosecutors who put away young black men and women, and who stick up for crooked cops. She hasn’t done anything to rehab her image in…

I’ve seen this movie. The ironic ending hits when I end up working for Walmart and delivering my own groceries, right?

The fact that YOU would never make a false report only means... just that, that YOU wouldn’t make a false report. That’s it. 

You expect me to believe that a 20 year old has $10k in a safe, in an apartment with paper thin walls??

by telling the guy arguing “we cannot improve healthcare for all americans, in a way every other first world country already has, because that might negatively impact my vast wealth” to fuck off, op

Honest question, should people be allowed to use steroids as long as they can test within a specific range when they are competing?

Good god, ONE fucking time somebody non-white does a mass shooting and your racist little shitlicking brain is ready to plan the fucking parade

Seriously fucking kill yourself. Have the balls to post your racist bullshit under your real name and someone will surely help you

Say what you want about Kohl’s, but their discount rack is on-point; I’m wearing a $40 polo shirt that I picked up for four bucks.

I sense a common theme to a lot of these “politics in sports” stories that are upsetting some people so much.

Some of the most important sports stories ever are important because of their intersection with politics. How do you tell a politics-free version of the story of Jackie Robinson, or the Munich Olympics?

That would be struck down by the current SCOTUS almost instantly. The only way to change our gun laws is a new Constitutional Amendment to update the 2nd. Is she gonna commit to campaigning for that?

“I thought you were going to get the black guy?”

They’re right about one thing - Trump yard signs can be a useful tool.

Yeah: how could you !

A 20 YEAR OLD SIMPSONS REFERENCE?!?! AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY!?! LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN A SINGLE NINTENDO CONSOLE?!?!???