Why? Because (A) Lebron is the GOAT, (B) his struggle to achieve success in life despite being surrounded by helpless nimrods is depressingly analogous to the life that each of us live each day and (C) watching Boston sports teams lose is perhaps the greatest joy imaginable.

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You should have seen it before we went on a severe weight-reduction program. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the ‘Oprah’:

The Judge did rule in Mecum’s favor, that we could sell this car.