Wah wah wah… In 1992, Julius Erving stole my fax machine and then proceeded to give me an unscheduled colonoscopy.  Later I was told he wasn’t even a real doctor, but you don’t hear me whining about it.

You’re still operating under the premise that a meaningful percentage of any of the border/immigration “problems”, are caused by people simply walking or driving across open, unguarded sections of the border. It’s simply not true. The vast, vast, majority of drugs, illegal immigrants, human trafficking, smuggling of…

Forrest Fire

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

As the lone black hockey fan/player and Comedy Bang Bang fan in Upstate NY I can say there are ones of us.

/draws Venn Diagram

And some lovable urchin will trick Trump into painting it himself.

“I fart in your general direction!”

was the sexual assault also in a Burger King bathroom? Because I have an idea who this “Curtis Brooner” really is

I once got litigious in a Burger King bathroom!

Bullshit.  Even my 12 year old nephew knows that’s not how you make babies.

Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Current professor of Rhet/Comp here.  This subject is very close to my heart, so this is going to be a long (even for me) post.  Feel free to look past it.

Arming me—or any other member of the faculty at my institution (or, I suspect, at any other)—as a means to prevent or at least lessen the impact of an active…

Truly, there is no greater argument against drunk driving laws than claiming their enforcement will crash the world’s economy. You appear to have used up the world’s supply of commas in your comment, so that crash is on you.

I Feel Bad was a consistent disappointment, and I dropped it about halfway through its run. Sarayu Blue deserved better. (And I’m saying this as a dude of South Asian descent who’s starved for representation on TV. The fact that even I gave up on this show should tell you something.)

Maloney is not the first radical republican to try and get rid of Andrew Johnson.

Man, I hope you’re being sarcastic because this is quite possibly the stupidest take on the stupidest of subjects in the stupidest year of stupidest things.

I’m so sad! I had coffee with Ms. Locke a few years ago to discuss a project. She was so lovely. Kind, smart, a little eccentric, but really a joy to spend a morning drinking coffee (she had tea) and talking about film. She was such a talented woman, both as an actress and filmmaker. She will be missed. 

Look, this is a high school to prepare kids to go to Arizona State...you can only set the bar so high